Ride a cockhorse to 73rd Cross, to see a crazy lady upon a white.......bike.

I went to the doctor today. He did a full physical exam. Well not a full physical exam...but the lets-check-your-breathing-test and stuff like that. They pulled blood out of me. He said if they couldn't find anything wrong there, he'd send me to an ear, nose and throat specialist. Then, if there's nothing wrong there, we'll assume somatozation is at work here. It just boggles my mind that I could be sick because I can't handle stress and so it transforms into a physical problem.

(*Bang* *bang* *bang*)

That's my head against the desk.

(knock it off in there! NOW I said! *Bang* *bang* *bang*)

For many years now there's been this crazy woman that rides her bike down my mom and dad's road. I can only assume she's crazy by the way she attached a baby trailer to her bike and would ride up & down the road several times a day. Very dangerous on their road because there's no shoulder to speak of. And she took up most of the road. I used more colorful words to speak of her often. Her kid must be old enough to be in school because now I see her riding often without any child attached to her in any way. She probably just stopped breastfeeding him.

I'm kidding. People can breast feed as long as they want, but anything past 3 and I find myself feeling odd about it. I know I'd feel odd if my child could comminucate with me and just decide to pull my shirt up and whip out my breasts.

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I bought Sense and Sensibility (insert Jr. High Girl Squeel here.) That and a new CD. Probably shouldn't do that, but can't help myself.

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