Brocolli. (<--click there)

It was once thought of to be a fierce predator. In the correct lighting, it would bite off the heads of the opposite sex after mating.

We now know that "Brocolli", or under it's genus species name "Interferus Brocollus Gasamus", is a kind and benevolent living thing.
We still hunt it. It is within the humans to kill and eat.

We put Brocolli on Children's plates and tell them they cannot leave the table until all of the "Brocolli" is eaten. There have been studies showing the correlation of books written about parents abuse in conjuction with being made to eat Brocolli.

Now, with all the research and testing with Brocolli, it is being dried and ground up into a powder to drink. The horror of this realization to children is unimaginable.

Counseling services and group sessions are now being held. A group now calling itself PETIB, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Interferus Brocollus, have been connected with the bombing of several Brocolli Grinding operations.

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Actually, the drink is made out of more than just brocolli, but you can taste all of the major "greens" as it's going down. But the feeling you get after drinking it. Sure, you rub your tongue raw to get the taste off, but it does make you feel great.

Remember in the Willy Wonka movie when the girl grabs the gum and starts chewing. She says "It tastes like Roast turkey and gravy. Now it tastes like tomato soup! I can feel it running down my throat!"

Drinking Nano, it's like that.

"I can taste the cabbage! Now it's fresh cut barely and hay! I can feel the brocolli running down my throat!"

Lee's mom is still winding down. Tired and more tired.

Ben was evaluated and so far we have the diagnosis of "Developmental Delay". TWO days after we do the eval, we get in the mail something from DSHS stating "Your child qualifies for benefits under the diagnosis "Developmental Delay".

The government NEVER works that fast. What the fuck happened?? B

Ben will be going to get speech therapy now starting in August. My mom and I went to the eval. It was awesome and this place he's going to is awesome. I was all pumped and as we were leaving, one of the women who did the eval said "We can tell you're a great mom. A lot of parents come in here angry and frustrated. Ben is really happy."

I had to turn my head and started crying and couldn't say a word. My mom, who was crying at the time said thank you and we left. Sometimes you wonder, because you work full time and aren't as involved as you want to be. Then a third party says something and it blows you away. I wasn't expecting her to say that at all.

This is exciting for Ben. He doesn't know it, but he's going to have so much fun. This place works with birth to 3 years. They do not do A*B*A therapy. Appl*ied Behav*ioral @nalysys. They do more floor play and other things. I'm not against A*B*A and I think all therapies that work are good. Whatever works.

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