Yes, get the natural bra.

I'm telling you, this will not work for me. Not now, not ever. I wish it would because I'm sick of my boobs.

Right now, during pregnancy, I have porn-boobs. I used to be married to someone with a porn-addiction. So I know what porn-boobs are.

I know. Shocking. You gotta watch out for those Quakers. Because they know about more than just oatmeal.

So anyway, once in highschool I bought something similar I guess. They were like big stickers and supposedly worked for 38D's. I tried everything to get these fuckers to work and did they? Dude. I had this adhesive sticking and pulling in all sorts of messed up directions. They did not work. I watched the Sea-Fair parade one year and this woman marathon runner had whipped off her shirt and had some of those on, only they were really colorful. She didn't even seem to bounce.

That sucks.

Lee left work early yesterday.

*GASP*

I have never known him to leave work early ever. I think he left 15 minutes early. The manager was not happy.

Which I can understand. However, I say

FUCK YOU AGAIN, GW!

You can work Lee 10-12 hours a day, 6 days a week which is illegal and have qualms about him taking off 15 minutes early?

Fuck.

I say again, you are not the military. No wonder it's doing so shitty right now.

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