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Four little children

January 28, 2005, 4:43 PM

Mom and I were at a thrift store today. I turned around and saw none other than the

Tin Man

made out of various items. It did not have a penis. There were actually 2. One was made out of a coke can. I turned to my mom.

"Do you think the Tin Man has a wee wee?"

My mom's a church secretary and even though I use swear words on many occasions to shock her, I decided today to use the term "wee wee" because they bought us a dining room table. From this very thrift store. It's a claw foot pedestal oak table with four oak chairs. And a leaf. And this thrift store is run by a church for purposes of doing good versus evil. My dad found the table as my mom was in Stupid Pr*ices looking at their furniture selection.

Right now, my very own Tin Man (which sounds pornographic when I refer to my spouse as

The Tin Man)

and his dad are going to pick up a second hand couch that looks way better than the monstrosity that sat in here up until 10 minutes ago. My mom found this as she and dad were checking out the table. It's second hand, but it's all one color and it's also a hide-a-bed. When you sit on it, you don't sink down, unable to get up out of it. It is pregnant-woman friendly.

Good for the Elderly.

Way funnier than me are the comments everyone left yesterday. Like the one about the Scarecrow in Wizard of *z and what kind of dick he has.

Then Lee said "Where does Toto fit in to all this?"

We looked at each other and said: "EW!"

That isn't where my brain wanted to go.

I am still heavily drugged and tired and sick. I am looking around at the house and there's so much that needs to get done and I can't fucking do it and it's making me mad.

I should enjoy it for some reason and I don't. Because now that I can breathe, I have energy.

I have 4 kids in the living room.

FOUR KIDS! What am I doing with FOUR kids? My grandma had four. I thought that was a lot. And if you think about it, four isn't so many.


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