And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Spritopias, that all the world should be taxed.

(this taxing was first made when CaluluCyrenius was governor of Syria.)

And all went to be taxed, every one into his (or her) own city.

And Lee also went up from Factoria, out of the city of Bellevue, into Bothell, unto the city of Rain, which is called Seattle; (because he was of the house and lineage of Rain:)

To be taxed with non-Virgin Betty,his espoused wife, being great with child. Being great, great with child.

And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.

And she brought forth her firstborn son, Obi Wan Kenobi, aka Ben, aka Baby Kenobi, who weighed in at around 8 pounds, and wrapped him in a Blue SwaddleMe Adjustable Newborn Wrap and laid him in an Eddie B@uer "B" is for Bear Wooden Rocking Bassinet; because there was no room for them in them at the inn.

And there were in the same country computer geeks, abiding in the field, keeping watch over their monitors by night.

And, lo, the Wookie-Terri of the FORCE-be-with-you People came upon them, and the glory of the Force-be-with-you People shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

And the Wookie said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you is born this day in the city of Rain, a Jedi Knight, which is Obi Wan Kenobi, aka Ben, aka Baby Kenobi.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in a Blue SwaddleMe Adjustable Newborn Wrap, lying in an Eddie B@uer "B" is for Bear Wooden Rocking Bassinet.

And suddenly there was with the WOOKIE a multitude of the heavenly host praising The Force-be-with-you People, and saying,

Glory to The Force-be-with-you People and on earth peace, good will toward men.

And it came to pass, as the Wookie's were gone away from them into Space, the computer geeks said one to another, Let us now go even unto Seattle, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the The Force-be-with-you People hath made known unto us.

(nah, haven't had the baby yet)

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