And it came to pass, as the Wookie-Terri's were gone away from them into SPACE, the Computer Geeks said one to another, Let us now go even unto Seattle, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Force-be-with-you People hath made known unto us.

And they came with haste, and found Betty, and Lee, and the Kenobe babe lying in an Eddie B@uer "B" is for Bear Wooden Rocking Bassinet.

And when they had seen baby Kenobe, they made known abroad the saying which was told them concerning this child.

And all they that heard [it] wondered at those things which were told them by the Computer Geeks.

But Betty kept all these things, and pondered [them] in her heart. And Lo, Betty pondered the lacking information of the difficulties of breastfeeding and lactation the Computer Geeks had not made known.

And the Computer Geeks returned, glorifying and praising The Force-be-with-you People for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.

And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, which caused much talk and controversy and even a petition, his name was called Baby Kenobe, which was so named of the Ewoktreesssa before he was conceived in the womb.

And when the days of her purification according to the law of Caesar Spritopias were accomplished, and she had obtained her breast shells made from dried camel testicals, they brought him to Bothell, to present [him] to the Force-be-with-you People.

As it is written in the law of the Force-be-with-you People, Every male that openeth the womb shall be called holy to the Force-be-with-you People.

Re-read that paragraph again. Say what?

And to offer a sacrifice according to that which is said in the law of the Force-be-with-you People, A pair of tofurkeydoves, or two tofu-burgers.

And, behold, there was a woman in Bothell, whose name [was] BarbSimeon; and the same woman [was] just and devout, waiting for the consolation of the state of Washington: and the Holy Ewoktreesssa was upon her. Or something. I don't think this is meant in an unholy way.

And it was revealed unto her by the Holy Ewoktreesssa, that he should not see death, before he had seen the Force-be-with-you-People's Obi Wan..

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