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Troy Aikman is constipated

October 24, 2003, 12:57 PM

Nope, won't affect the friendship with his wife. In fact, he's really a better, more loyal friend.

So anyhow. Kittens are constipated. What can you do?

Troy Aikman is way constipated. The one that looks very close to him, like the identical twin, Terry P. Bradshaw is a little constipated but at least his little butt isn't bleeding. The other two, Quincy Carter and Daunte Culpepper seem to be fine, albeit runty little dudes.

Troy Aikman had a huge poop. For a 5 day old kit, he had a 3 inch poop. I mean, how horrifically fascinating to see that much shit come out of such a little thing.

***Shit, a google search says to put petroleum jelly up the kittens ass. How do you do that? Well, here goes nothing.


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