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Crotch

June 03, 2003, 12:51 AM

I bought Iams cat food which basically smells like someone's crotch. After they've gone running for 5 miles and haven't bathed in 3 days. It doesn't help matters that I've got the cats dishes in by the toilet and everytime I sit down I think:

Does my crotch really smell like that?

Spousal was gone for a week and thus I haven't written because it just felt like it was too much energy.

He's back now.

He's currently making Nesquick in soy milk.

I want yogurt in the worst way right now.

The things a person craves.


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